See below a list of famous bald quotes from Marlon Brando, Doug Cottam, Oscar Wilde, Warren Buffet, Ivana Trump, James Taylor and many more. If you have a quote that is not listed here please contact us and we will add it.
I’m not bald…. I’m Just taller than my hair
He Makes fuzz come out of my bald patch
I’d rather be bald than be labeled a cheat
He’s the kind of guy that when he dies, he’s going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
Marlon Brando on Frank Sinatra
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Logan P. Smith
You can not pick a bald chicken
Look. Almost all of us are bald
A Bad hair cuts is two peoples shame
There’s no question about it – hair-loss syndrome is still a problem
I like to call it ‘active hair loss’ indeed of ‘passive hair loss’
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t… and it’s just not – there is no equality there
You don’t find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
I’m going bald…..I’m having a major problem with it
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head
God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside
Women love a self-confident bald man.
By common consent grey hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.
The good lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs growing hair that’s up to them.
John Glenn, Astronaut
Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy
Richelle E. Goodrich
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept failing out.
Violet will be a good colour for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good colour for flowers
What’s the matter with you guys?…. The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder…
From the television show Civil Wars
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut
It is better to be beautiful than to be good…. but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Beauty draws us with a single hair
A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face and terror to an ugly one.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see
I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.
You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that i’m as bald as a billiard ball.
For a lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol…. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald overweight guy.
This is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
From Beverly Hills 90210
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Here we have a baby… It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs
It was blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair.
Brain Clough on David Beckham
Hair is the first thing. And teeth are the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he’s got it all.
I don’t call it baldness, I consider it a cure for dandruff.
A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more that two hours working on his hair.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is call the guillotine.
How can I control my life when I can;t control my hair?
Gentlemen prefer blondes….. but gentleman marry brunettes.
Red Hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.
P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
Hair loss is God’s was of telling me I’m human
Toupee or not toupee that is the question?
Not William Shakespeare
People alway ask me how long it takes to do my hair. Don’t know, I’m never there.
We’re all born bald, baby.
Bald as bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur
Getting away with going bald is an important life skill for men.
There’s many a man has more hair than wit
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald
Better a bald head than none at all.
Turn up your nose at red heads!… what ignorance! I pity your lack of taste
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, cut the pale and the hungry-looking.
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom
there is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof
We’re all born bald baby
A man cab be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, woman will like him
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair
Marcus Valerius Martial
Long on hair, short on brains
When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that i’m not dumb. I also know i’m not blonde
Women’s liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she’s attractive to the opposite sex.
They’re not grey hairs. They’re wisdom highlights.
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour.
Gentlemen prefer blondes
If dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Gray hair is a blessing – ask any bald man.
If Satan ever loses his hair, there’ll be hell toupee.
It is foolish to tear one;s hair in grief, as through sorrow would be made less by baldness
Marcus Tullius Cicero
I don’t consider myself bald, i’m just taller than my hair.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you aint a peach.
There’s one thing about baldness – it’s neat
How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.
Edward R. Nida
I had a camera and, whenever I photographed people, they came out looking bald-headed.. it was then I realised that I was using a Kojak film.
I went to the barber’s yesterday. He said, you’re starting to go bald. I said, well, get a move on then.
A Friend had been bald so long, I suggested he get himself a transplant, He’s didn’t for it, thinking he’d look stupid with a kidney on his head
I first realised that I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face…
Woke up this morning after a heavy night of drinking to find out that i’d gone bald. Which is strange because normally I go for brunettes.
Balding Man: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
What did the Balm man get for Christmas?…. Bald and Fat
Why did the bald man go outside? …… To get some fresh hair
There are three ways a man wears his hair: Parted, unpainted, and departed.
I am not bald….. I’m just follicly challenged
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?….. Thanks, i’ll never part with it.
Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?… Doctor: Yes, here’s a shoe box.
I could tell you things about your baldness that would make your hair fall out.
He’s very sensitive about is hair……. I don’t know why he hasn’t got any!
Did you loose your hair by worrying?…… Yes worrying about losing my hair!!
Today’s toupees really fool people….. but only those people that wear them.
He washed his hair this morning and forgot where he put it!
There’s one proverb that really depresses him…. Hair today, gone tomorrow.
I started going bald very early. In fact in high school I was voted…. Most likely to recede.
I’ve been washing my hair too much it’s shrinking.
He wears a wig. It makes him look at least ten years sillier.
What you have you done to your hair? It looks like a wig!…. It is a wig…. Well, you’d never know it.
Just because he prefers blondes, doesn’t make him a gentleman.
Sure, my life isn’t perfect…. but hair is and that’s all that really matters.
Bald is the new black
Some people assume i’m bald but it’s just I prefer a very large centre parting.
God made a few perfect head… on the other he put hair!!
Bald people don’t have bad hair days
God is good…. God is fair to… To some he gave brains…. to others …. Hair!!
Bald in front? Your sexy….. Bald in back?…. You’re a thinker!… Bald all over? You think your sexy!!!
Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if your bald.
Washing your head in cold water can cure baldness….. False: Washing your head every morning in cold water may boost blood circulation but it does nothing for baldness.
Hair Loss comes from the mother’s side. False: Baldness is hereditary, but is not limited to the mental side of the family. The hair loss gene can come from either parent.